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Joke of the Day
"Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple. "
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"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."
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"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"
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