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Joke of the Day
"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."
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"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."
"What's grey? A melted penguin!"
"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."
"I run down a hospital corridor, clutching the mustard dispenser I liberated from the cafeteria. Earlier I had a plan. Now I have mustard."
"There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey."
"Girl meets boy Girl: What do you do for a living? Man: I work with animals. Girl: Aw, thats so cute! ... Man, 30yrs, butcher."
"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"
"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."
"What is long, hard and has cum in it.....? A cucumber"