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Joke of the Day

"My class teacher once said ""Write and Practice."" Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked"

"[Short] What is the best color? Reddit"

"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."

"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"

"Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it's given me another reason to stare at their tits."

"WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?"

"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"