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Joke of the Day

"THIS IS MY LOCKER ROOM TALK GUY: Hey, do you know if they supply towels here? ME: Please don't look at me, my shirt is off."

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"

"The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders"

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."

"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"

"My best friend keeps bagging me for being a virgin I haven't got the courage to tell him I slept with his sister."

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"