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Joke of the Day

"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."

"Are you in a fight with another person? Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem."

"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"

"I opened what I thought was a can of whoop-ass, but it turned out to be Whoomp! And there it is, all over my floor."

"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!"

"Two cannibals are eating this guy.... One of them ask, ""So, you having fun?"". The other one says ""Yeah. I'm having a ball."""

"A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!"

"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"