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Joke of the Day
"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"
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"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""
"Did Timmy enjoy his first fried eggs? No, because he sat naked on a steel poll in 113 degrees"