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Joke of the Day

"I hate being bi-polar.It's awesome."

"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""

"Frederick W. Smith created a company because he needed money to pay maintenance to his ex wife. He called it Fed*Ex*."

"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."

"Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!"

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"

"The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal win the Champions League"

"This salad is delicious, probably because it's a donut."

"People who leave their underwear at parks are either awesome at sex or terrible at dressing raccoons."

"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."