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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."

"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."

"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"What is Jeb Bush's campaign slogan? Third time's the charm"

"I have zero empathy for sociopaths. But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either."

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."

"How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool? Microsoft Word."