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Joke of the Day

"I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads. But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty."

"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."

"What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh..."

"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"

"Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ...."

"A doe runs out of the forest and says ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."

"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."

"Friend and I have been playing a new drinking game. We drink every time we need to mask the pain."

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."