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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh..."

"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"

"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"

"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""

"What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."

"I never text and drive bc that would imply that I actually go places."

"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have........ Happy New Year!"