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Joke of the Day
"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"
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"Enough Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. Just kidding. He was there though."
"I have to say to you something... something."
"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."
"My school is having a best joke contest tomorrow... gimme your best All I got is How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Jesus saved my life... And before I could thank him he got in the car with Miguel and drove away."
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."
"A double foot amputee hobbles into a yogurt factory and is immediately escorted out... They were lack toes intolerant."
"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"
"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."