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"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."

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"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.... I have no words right now to describe how angry I am."
"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."
"39485 Sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!"
"What's short, but sometimes funny? a short joke."
"Money's short"
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."
"What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? You stumped me!"
"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
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