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Joke of the Day
"Enough Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. Just kidding. He was there though."
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"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
"What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama."
"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."
"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."
"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."
"I lift at the gym the stairs are too much effort"
"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Donald Trump Trump never uses the washroom, ..... that's why he's so full of shit!"
"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."