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Joke of the Day
"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"
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"Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code"
"Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco. This ain't no country club either. Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist."
"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"
"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."
"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."
"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."
"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."