124246
Joke of the Day
"How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon"
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."
"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."
"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."
"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"
"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."