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Joke of the Day
"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"
"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."
"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."
"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"
"When the police asked Bernie if he profited from stealing millions of dollars from his former clients he replied, ""What do you think i'm Madoff?"""
"Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism"
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop : )"
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."