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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole."

"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."

"Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office."

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"

"The Water Fight Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle."