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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."
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"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG"
"Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul."
"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"
"Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit."
"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"
"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."