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Joke of the Day

"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"

"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."

"A girlfriend and boyfriend are talking... The girl says, ""hey John, how do you spell 'pedophilia?'"" He responds, ""gosh honey, why do you need to know? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."""

"The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have."

"Two blondes walk into a bar... The brunette ducks"

"Banks are like girlfriends... ...they just want all your money."

"Eating at a T.G.I. Fridays on a Monday tastes like lies."

"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"