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Joke of the Day
"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."
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"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
"A man left his wife because he found out she was a prostitute and, boy, had he rung up a bill!"
"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one."
"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."
"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."