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Joke of the Day
"You've wasted your time explaining sex to me I still don't get it."
Next Joke
"Tummy REALLY hurts. I guess that's what I get for being extra careful of diseases! (Coating all foods/drinks in Purell)"
"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"
"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"
"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."
"What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!"
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"
"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"