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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face? Reload and shoot again!"
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"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia? He didn't binge, though, he just purged."
"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."
"I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said ""aw that's lo, mein."""
"[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty] Boss: *points to memo on desk* ""It says no Halloween costumes"" Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*"
"[God creating mosquitoes] ""I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints."
"My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal."