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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face? Reload and shoot again!"

"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"

"I only wanted one Duran."

"What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons? Harambae"

"What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback"

"Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently? The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!"

"What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause"

"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."

"How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor."

"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"