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Joke of the Day
"How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? *All of it.*"
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"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"
"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"
"A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large."
"What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens."
"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."
"me: ""we commemorate the day you died every year"" jesus: ""thats nice, what's the day called?"" me: jesus: me: jesus: ""keith?"" me: ""bad friday"""
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Haha jk, we can talk. How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected? I have 40."
"*lowers head *breaks thru 5 tackles *hurdles lineman *runs 100 yards *hamstrung at goal line *dragged back to line of scrimmage -my wedding"