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Joke of the Day

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"

"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."

"Wife's been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o's on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help"

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""

"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"

"Three tampons are walking down the street, which one says hi first? None of them. They were all stuck up cunts."