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Joke of the Day

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Haha jk, we can talk. How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected? I have 40."

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"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can. 2/10"
"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"
"An Irishman Walks out of a bar."
"Anyway, I heard some ""Norwegian black metal"" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it..."
"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
"What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."
"I'm not a perv... I'm a secret admirer"