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Joke of the Day

"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"

"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar He orders a martini. The bartender asks, ""olive or twist?"""

"Two peanuts walking down the street.... one was a salted (assaulted) XD"

"I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling"

"I hate having closure, it's really"