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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."
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"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"
"Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it's for me. Apparently it's weird that I've had 9 birthdays this year."
"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"
"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"
"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"
"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."
"Why USD erected so fast? Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?"
"My girlfriend thinks dressing up as a clown during sex would be weird ... I think it would be fucking ridiculous."
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"