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Joke of the Day
"Why USD erected so fast? Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?"
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"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"
"2 P R D R D R 2 R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 A girl trying to park a car"
"Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone."
"Today I locked myself out of my car after dropping off my girlfriend at the local Planned Parenthood The worst part was having to go in and ask for a coat hanger"
"Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sips it for a while, and when he is finished, the bartender asks him if he'd like another. Descartes says, ""I think not"", and disappears."
"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"
"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"
"Why are dirty jokes so uncommon Because the punchline's always so hard"