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Joke of the Day
"I'm a huge fan Well, I used to be... now I'm an air conditioner"
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"[shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair."
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
"Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon."
"Any room can be a panic room if she tells you ""we need to talk"""
"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"
"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."
"What's the difference between a married woman and this joke? This joke sucks."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"