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Joke of the Day
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
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"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"
"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""
"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... Steve Jobs proved this one wrong."
"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""