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Joke of the Day
"[shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair."
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"My wife said she wanted 12"" hard So I gave her four inches three times and slapped her ass."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? ""There, they're, their."""
"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."
"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."
"What is the summit of trust? Receiving a blowjob from a cannibal"
"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."
"sexist joke Why is a woman like a condom? Because they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."
"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."
"I found a new way to get my wife to wash the car. When ever it gets dusty I write the following on it: ""I wish my Wife was this Dirty""."