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Joke of the Day

"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... ""Come here Stay! Come here Stay!"" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd."

"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."

"What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist"

"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"

"Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito"

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"Where did the zombie go on his night out? To the st**rip** club."

"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."

"I asked my friend about their new glass dildo Apparently it's a pane in the ass"