86120
Joke of the Day
"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."
Next Joke
"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""
"I watched Cinderella backwards today..."
"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."
"My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell 'em: ""You're gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates""..... whatever!!"
"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"
"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."
"Why can't you hear rabbits have sex? because they have cotton balls."
"Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... Celsius."
"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."