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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."
"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""
"A man goes into a bar And that's where he stayed for most of my childhood."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"Gender fluid I'm gender fluid. Some times I'm a man, and some times I'm a woman. It depends on which restroom is available."
"I'll call it a ""smart phone"" the day I yell, ""Where's my freaking phone?!"" and it answers, ""I'm here! Under your jacket!"""
"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"
"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"
"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."