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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear rabbits have sex? because they have cotton balls."
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"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
"If you had more money you'd be happier."
"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
"Just got some new ecstasy pills from Moscow.. I'm absolutely Russian my tits off!"
"Pinocchio had 2 pets. He had a cat named mittens and a dog named champ. He also had a wood pecker."
"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."
"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"
"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"
"Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears"