202522

Joke of the Day

"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."

"A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected."

"I love the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day"

"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"

"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"I hate when someone calls me arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me."

"Be that Shopping Cart with the bad wheel. Go in your own direction no matter how hard someone try's to push you in theirs."