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Joke of the Day

"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."

"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""

"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!"

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"""goodbye, cruel world"" *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*"

"Did you hear about the guy born without a brain? Never mind."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"

"Nature tip: if you're attacked by a cougar, tickle its belly. It will kill you but at least your last memory will be of petting a cuddly cat"

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen."