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Joke of the Day
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, I have that vinyl at home."
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"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"
"A heartwarming conversation between a son and his father. Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."
"What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do? Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog."
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"
"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."
"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."