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"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran"
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"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"
"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"
"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""
"GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe"
"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."
"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."
"What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers"
"Why did the Addams have the late man arrested? He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday."