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Joke of the Day

"What's the second fastest thing in the world? > Your asshole pinching shut after dropping a deuce. What's *the* fastest thing in the world? > The ice-cold drop of water that gets in first."

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"

"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"Autocorrect changed ""you're so wise"" to ""you're so wide"", and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home."

"What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!"

"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."

"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"

"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."

"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."

"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."