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Joke of the Day
"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."
Next Joke
"""Can you cook dinner tonight?"" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light"
"If this post on WebMD is correct, I died like ten years ago."
"How much money do hookers with shallow vaginas make? Just the tips."
"I really love bikes. I'm a pedalphile."
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."
"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"
"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."