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Joke of the Day
"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."
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"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."
"Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially."
"What vegetable is a bug most afraid of? Stephen Hawking"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."
"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."
"""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"" ""Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"" ""Not this time. Our dog died."""
"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"
"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"
"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"