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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."
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"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved my car to miss her and ran out of gas."
"Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times."
"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"What was the executioner's favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders."
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"
"Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it."
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."