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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."
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"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."
"What's got 2 thumbs and is worse than Donald Trump? No, seriously. I'm asking."
"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."
"What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond."
"I played Two Steps From Hell to my cat, and she became a lion. I played it to my son, he's still a disappointment."
"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"
"""Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"" ""Yeah I sure do Dad!"" ""Well you're shit out of luck"""
"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."