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Joke of the Day
"What vegetable is a bug most afraid of? Stephen Hawking"
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"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
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"Baby your dirtier than my browsers history!"
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