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Joke of the Day
"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"
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"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"
"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"
"You didn't come here to be insulted? Why? Where do you usually go?"
"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."
"ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight."
"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."
"What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."
"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."