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Joke of the Day
"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"
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"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."
"I hate songs about how hard it is to be on the road. Stop being a musician if you don't like it. Apply to law school."
"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."
"""I want a guy who treats me right, listens to me and makes me feel good. But until then, I'll keep dating a$$holes and complaining."" Women"
"Ask me if I'm a tomato"
"German sausages... are the wurst."
"(i crack an egg; it falls under the pan) i prefer a firm yolk (i accidentally drop my phone in the toilet) phones make us communicate less"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."
"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."