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Joke of the Day

"You didn't come here to be insulted? Why? Where do you usually go?"

"I'm sick of these people turning up at my door, telling me they're my saviours and if I don't listen I'll burn. Fucking firemen."

"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."

"Prostate exam Okay, I'm going to give you a prostate exam. ... It won't hurt a bit... Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring! It's not my ring, it's my watch..."

"I have to pee every hour, on the hour. ...it's like cockwork"

"Morbid Humor What did one casket say to the other casket? Was that you coffin?"

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"Two men walk into a bar The third one ducks"

"NICE SPREAD you know where there are certain things you're not supposed to eat buy you cant help yourself? that's why I can never be a gynecologist"

"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."