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Joke of the Day

"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"

"If I were Zorro, I'd hand out business cards with a Z on them. That way I wouldn't have to take my sword everywhere."

"Things I've learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo's. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks."

"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."

"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"

"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"

"What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell."

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."

"Q: Why was the willow weeping? A: He was unpoplar."