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Joke of the Day

"If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them."

"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"

"What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets? An undercover cop!"

"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."

"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."

"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."

"Do you know why you should never program a women class? Because women aren't objects."

"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."

"A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?"

"One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge."