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Joke of the Day
"What was Albert Einsteins DJ name? MC Squared"
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"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."
"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."
"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"
"saw license plate GODLSNS and am not sure whether it's God Listens or Godlessness. doin devil horns anyway"
"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."
"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."