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Joke of the Day

"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office."

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal. Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless."

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"