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Joke of the Day
"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."
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"New Game Here's a new game we can all play! You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman I call it Croquette Crockett Croquet"
"If you don't like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car."
"Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe."
"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"
"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."
"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""
"Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music."
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"